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mi-jo.sayegh wrote:

You guys are so funny, I have been busy the past few days but it is nice to see not much has changed.

I snorted my coffee out of my nose, LOL

lol!!!! So did I just now Mi-Jo darling! Gosh I am so horrifically amused right now!  51

Faith is  smelling  the color 9...

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Mons wrote:

The new gift set comes with a spray, shower gel, lotion and a free gym bag.

Top Notes: White Musk, Patchouli, Goat hair, Beeswax

Middle Notes: Jasmine (Indolic), Tuberose (Indolic) Civet, Honey, Castoreum, Ambrette, Caviar

Base Notes: Leather, Hyrax, Suede, Cashmeran, IsoESuper, Ambretone, Ambroxan, Cetalox, Ambrarome, Bacon, Raw Meat, Milk, Black Musk, Oudh




I think this will end up at TJMaxx real soon, too much meat in the dry down.



what new scent have you heard about for spring?

i wonder what celebrity will endorse this?



Oh Mons, you are sooooo scandalous! And maybe we could include some perfumed talc to keep 'em nice and dry. lol

Seasons come and go but vintages are a joy forever.

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RosaMilena wrote:

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Can't see what kind of products they are, so shower gel to cleanse, lotion to moisturize and some aftershave (non-stinging of course) to tone? Oh the possibilities!

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RosaMilena wrote:

I think the bottles would be hysterical to use as decoration  51



Well, you know Rosa, everything in today's world is supposed to multi-task.......  rodna

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finanna wrote:

The latest rumour is that they have blatantly copied the idea of a vanilla-based niche line and created a coffret "Toutes les Scrotees du Monde" which is "a collection of aromas inspired by exotic locations around the world, offering you fragrances that vary in sweetness and temperament"



International testes essence....Hmmmm lol

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Le Testee' de Noir perhaps? What about the holiday season?

Mons, Rosa and Everyone else-You are AWEEEESOME. Most laughs I've had in a while.

Seasons come and go but vintages are a joy forever.

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Goat-y scroty! Mmmm! (not!)

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finanna wrote:

The latest rumour is that they have blatantly copied the idea of a vanilla-based niche line and created a coffret "Toutes les Scrotees du Monde" which is "a collection of aromas inspired by exotic locations around the world, offering you fragrances that vary in sweetness and temperament"

BWAHAHAHAHA  51

It will include the scent accords from these beautiful exotic plants!  8

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1424/940641403_4fbf93fafe.jpg 

http://www.socaltrailriders.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=57209&stc=1&d=1266156757 

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3168/2663106382_30c23954c8.jpg 

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2315/2153225517_6c6a59838b_z.jpg?zz=1 

http://evolutsia.com/images/stories/foto/strashnie_rosteniya/57d660d7bf6a4c332a479a9319cd2507.jpg 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cv_MtJNDbuM/S-nyfPwqyAI/AAAAAAAAB7Y/wRQ44RA3xMc/s1600/flower6.JPG 

http://www.cactuspedia.info/schede/LOPHOCEREUS/Lophocereus_schotii/Lophocereus_schotti_big_penis/penis_cacti_810.jpg

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ROFL! They really expect to SELL this stuff? Too funny for words - thanks for the phallic flowers RosaMilena! Now what about the female parts of the world line??!

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Marketing freebies like the Testicle coaster scented with our perfume.

http://img3.etsystatic.com/000/0/5137708/il_fullxfull.229510223.jpg

The impermanence of life is what makes it so very precious. Carpe Noctem!

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Fun marketing polls to engage the young and curious!

http://iheartguts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/testicle-poll-results.jpg

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Health and Wellness support messages along with perfume prize freebies!

http://www.onsconnect.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/singlejinglesfebruary.jpg

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And finally, happy well wishing perfumed joy messages!!!



http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1299734287644_5496881.png

http://www.ezines.uwaterloo.ca/images/200812/HealthServicesImage2.jpg

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@RosaMilena, where DO you find this stuff LMAO?!?!?

I wonder how long this thread will last but I haven't laughed this much in ages!

Adjuvate!Adjuvate!Adjuvate!
My WANT shelf is for SWAP in UK!

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smelling_gr8 wrote:

@RosaMilena, where DO you find this stuff LMAO?!?!?

I wonder how long this thread will last but I haven't laughed this much in ages!

The wonderful world of google hath many treasures to discover!   72

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RosaMilena wrote:
finanna wrote:

The latest rumour is that they have blatantly copied the idea of a vanilla-based niche line and created a coffret "Toutes les Scrotees du Monde" which is "a collection of aromas inspired by exotic locations around the world, offering you fragrances that vary in sweetness and temperament"

BWAHAHAHAHA  51

It will include the scent accords from these beautiful exotic plants!  8

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1424/940641403_4fbf93fafe.jpg 

http://www.socaltrailriders.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=57209&stc=1&d=1266156757 

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3168/2663106382_30c23954c8.jpg 

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2315/2153225517_6c6a59838b_z.jpg?zz=1 

http://evolutsia.com/images/stories/foto/strashnie_rosteniya/57d660d7bf6a4c332a479a9319cd2507.jpg 

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cv_MtJNDbuM/S-nyfPwqyAI/AAAAAAAAB7Y/wRQ44RA3xMc/s1600/flower6.JPG 

http://www.cactuspedia.info/schede/LOPHOCEREUS/Lophocereus_schotii/Lophocereus_schotti_big_penis/penis_cacti_810.jpg



Oh, those cacti should be ashamed of themselves!

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RosaMilena, you are OUTRAGEOUS!!  In all the best ways!!!  I can't stop laughing--

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RosaMilena wrote:

And finally, happy well wishing perfumed joy messages!!!



http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1299734287644_5496881.png 

http://www.ezines.uwaterloo.ca/images/200812/HealthServicesImage2.jpg



maybe he can throw them over his shoulder....Like a backpack.

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Alan Cumming has NOTHING on us Fragranticans!

Figuritvely speaking....of course. rodna

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Carnation wrote:
RosaMilena wrote:

http://andrewhillman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/SWEATYBALLS.png



Can't see what kind of products they are, so shower gel to cleanse, lotion to moisturize and some aftershave (non-stinging of course) to tone? Oh the possibilities!

I think the model for this should be Alex Baldwin from the classic SNL skit "Shweddy Balls"

http://ewinsidetv.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/schweddy-balls_320.jpg

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Mimi- That has got to be the funniest sketch ever on SNL. I don't know how he kept a straight face.

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I love that skit as well, but the more recent Justin Timberlake "D*** in a Box" is a close second for me.

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mimikins24 wrote:

I love that skit as well, but the more recent Justin Timberlake "D*** in a Box" is a close second for me.

My hubby loves the J.T. one. He would literally reenact the scenes from it while singing the "song" if I let him. Haha!   63

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Sveltekittie wrote:
mimikins24 wrote:

I love that skit as well, but the more recent Justin Timberlake "D*** in a Box" is a close second for me.

My hubby loves the J.T. one. He would literally reenact the scenes from it while singing the "song" if I let him. Haha!  63



He also did the sketch where he was competing with the Salvation Army bell ringer that was funny too.

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LoL those plants!!  Holy Cow!!

va