Re: Perfumes that actually smells like urine
Chanel Chanel No 19 EDP Chanel No. 19. Phew, I was at the store and worried that someone would smell me before I had a chance to wash it off!
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Chanel Chanel No 19 EDP Chanel No. 19. Phew, I was at the store and worried that someone would smell me before I had a chance to wash it off!
magnolia by ERBOLARIO
Bijan Bijan I like this fragrance, and I don't think it smells exactly like urine- but, I swear I get this "note" before the drydown that smells like some sort of (I dunno) human, female smell that is a bit...uh..dirty. Ew! 
Bijan Bijan I like this fragrance, and I don't think it smells exactly like urine- but, I swear I get this "note" before the drydown that smells like some sort of (I dunno) human, female smell that is a bit...uh..dirty. Ew! 
Oh, man, I remember the horrour,
Joy(vintage version) on me is pure urine, hate it!!
Jean Patou Joy If you haven't smelled this, you haven't truly smelled a perfume that smells like urine. When my dad smelled it, he said it smells like a filthy horse stable. I did not tell him in advance my own thoughts.
Smelt like urine on me, I believe it was the lily which did not mix with the other ingredients and my chemistry. But on my mother it smells so lovely!
vintage
Lancome Magie Noire ,pure urine of cat 
Jean Patou 1000 pure urine, stale, old, like an old,used for years matress of a person with incontinence problems... it's awful. This is by far the worst urine perfume. I smelt others with urine notes, but 1000 is pure urine and nothing more.
I don't know about urine but,according to Queen Victoria ( via comedians Mitchell & Webb) Linden smells of something else!
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Jean Patou 1000 pure urine, stale, old, like an old,used for years matress of a person with incontinence problems... it's awful. This is by far the worst urine perfume. I smelt others with urine notes, but 1000 is pure urine and nothing more.
for me 1000 is as smell of poo (fecal) 
Harajuku Lovers Harajuku Lovers G, smells like cat urine to me. Yucks..!
Lush Vanillary -This one is not even about skin chemistry because whether I'm smelling this on skin, in the air, on a piece of paper, or from the bottle, it always smells like urine to me! 
I don't know what's wrong with my nose! Other people describe AE as heavenly smelling but I've huffed it many times and get nothing but cat pee.
So sad...

to offend anyone
Evyan White Shoulders
I think it must been one gone bad.
this one does go bad quickly :[
oh definitely
Vivienne Westwood Boudoir
About 3 hours after applying generously for the first time...how embarrasing!
Burberry Weekend for Women skin chemistry or not, but somehow Burberry Weekend smells like urine to me. Many people refer to it as "clean", "floral", but all I smell is - Urine!! 
Obsession...urine...really...Oh I am so happy that it doesn't smell that on me 
The Party The Garden Party Frangipane
Pure cat piddle puddle on me ... ugh!!!! such a pity as other Frangipane fragrances have been really pleasant. 
Joop! Joop! Femme. Probably too much civet.
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