Topic: If you had only one choice...
Here it is. The day you have dreaded!! You are stranded on a deserted island. You may find yourself happy about this (I know I certainly would!!)...but, pretend you are NOT!
You have to look beautiful, so that the land crabs won't mistake you for a beached squid. You can only have one cosmetic item. Which is it???
For me, it was mascara. I am saved from land crabs. Hardy har har!