Perfumed Horoscope: June 14 to June 20

Renowned British astrophysicist Stephen Hawking said that he believes in extraterrestrial life but thinks it would be unwise for humans to contact  aliens. He forgot that we have the language of perfumes which will really excite the aliens and inspire them to share their technologies for enjoying the scents even more. The year is 2052, and the aliens have landed. Let’s see what perfumes we can use to greet the extraterrestrials and make friends with them.

Aries
If you somehow slow down, you can almost hear everything expanding within and around yourself. There is too much excitement to fall asleep easily. The places of your daily whereabouts are bigger if you like them, and smaller if you hate them. People you love want to share more. You can now influence and reinvent lives of people around you. The alien race compatible with you are Arcturians. When they come, you just spray some Narcisse (Chloe) and they will give you the experience of sun rays coming from your heart with waves of your favorite scent. They call it  ”the Core Experience”.

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Taurus
As the sense of timelessness and selflessness increases, you will consider taking a break from yourself, and just for fun have somebody else guide you. It’s not that you are tired of yourself; it’s that you feel somehow bigger and can’t see your limits. The trick is, you can’t really relax, because it doesn’t really take en effort. The alien race compatible with you are Pleiadians. As the seven sisters land, you’ll probably spray some Creed’s Royal Ceylan. They will give you the technology to sprinkle it on fresh soil, and watch your favorite flowers and fruits grow instantaneously.

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Gemini
It’s time to create your own ideology and sell it to the wider public. Start with your friends. The new world should include: Eternal youth, uniting thoughts, overcoming the concept of betrayal, unconventional personal growth, playful work,  workful play, confluences, and quantum computers. In the future the Sirians will come and give you a gift of Scent-Portals. You will travel to the planets where your favorite scents such as Liberté by Cacharel originate. Sand me a card from that gorgeous Iris planet.

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Cancer
It’s time to get serious about your role on this planet. Is the mechanical work without emotional outlet crushing you? With your brilliant organizing skills you need to consider either partnership, or your own independent business where your feelings can now unfold and flow. In the future you will learn from the extraterrestrial Sirians the architecture of scents, and they will give you the opportunity to conceptualize a new future planet earth, according to your favorite scents like Angel by Thierry Mugler.

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Leo
It’s your time to escape, change strategies and show a different, much wiser side. Escaping in your case means more exploration, more journeying, and less social entanglement. You may decide to go to Africa for its spiritual and natural resources to revive the broadness of your views. There is a tribe in Africa with hearing so unaffected by noise pollution that they can communicate in a normal voice on two different ends of a football field. Look for similar creative concepts to refresh your soul. The alien race Telosians will land and give you a gift of actually translating your perfect scent composition like Eclat d’Arpège Summer by Lanvin into music.

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Virgo
The concept of mutualism is probably rooted by now. You don’t need a very clear, but definitely a firm concept of where to take your new or refreshed partnership. Don’t lose any of those precious human gems you collected this year. Let them shine, and joint success will be beyond analysis. In the future your favorite aliens will be Vegans. They will come and take you to a trip to the library of all the scents in the universe. It will be hard to bring you back to the earth, but hey, the chrysanthemum (like in Les Floralies by Creed) still smells the best on Mother Earth.

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Libra
As an expert in relationships, tolerance and mediation in conflicts, it is funny how hard it is for you to visualize yourself committing to a relationship. How do you bring peace between the speed of decision that your partner inspires, and your need to assess all the values and possible backlashes of such a move? In the future your favorite alien race will be the Lyrans. They will take you to the actual creational mechanism of how geometry and colors of flowers are decided, and how they are related to the scents in the future version of Bulgari’s Omnia Amethyste, for example.

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Scorpio
  I have a picture in my mind: An airplane takes off, and with greater altitude it grows bigger. There is a dynamic proportion in place now bringing desired progress. Carefully balance your acceleration and the flight will be satisfactory, even without a need to disclose destination. In times of turbulence remember: You own the Crises, it doesn’t own you. A surprise trip by the aliens from Antares will take you in the future to the nuclear reactors where scents are byproducts of creation. You will find a way to recycle them and use scents as energy. Your favorite Armani will power your computer.

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Sagittarius
There really is always one danger for you: Too much of good. Connect ideas and actions. Start developing a game you can sell to the public. Finalize your children book, or adventure novel. Take over that traveling agency with the fresh set of ideas. Whatever you touch will giggle in your hands. Just remember to keep it all real and children-friendly. You will wonder what the smell is of Spring Flower by Creed at light speed is, and your alien friends from Andromeda will take you for a little trip.
 

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Capricorn
Something will seriously begin bothering you in your living space, to the extent that fixing it will become more challenging than just moving away. The need for change will grow into a serious frustration unless you start making the steps, like at least a new brighter paint of your habitat. Your land of origin will be calling you back. In the future, you will be invited by the Orion aliens to become a professional aromatherapist and learn all the healing scents.

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Aquarius
You need to start finalizing your ideas for the web site or a blog. Make sure to have a fast computer and a great capacity to store the incoming avalanche of information. Your own personal portal is what you need now, or you’ll explode from over-informedness. The extraterrestrials Urantians will show you scents of this universe according to their electro-magnetic forces. Than you just sit back, drop some Anaïs Anaïs, and enjoy the colorful flashes and fireworks of individual ingredients.

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Pisces
You got a new toy this year, so what now? How does it work for you? As it grows and multiplies will you become bored, or will it give you emotional stability. Will you get attached to the stability? Just remember: You own your toy, and not the other way around. Make sure it’s clear what you are accepting, otherwise it will wither away without your care. In the future the Ultraterrestrials will show you how to change the molecular polarity of your body in the 'molectrical' field, after you spray Acqua di Sale Eau de Parfum by Profumum on yourself.

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