Perfumed Horoscope: March 29 - April 04

 
Dear friends and product researchers at Demeter Fragrances, we congratulate you for your innovative, congenial and courageous spirit. We agree that every perfume lover needs to have at least one perfume which will also stimulate laughter, smile, or maybe just a chuckle. Here we present some of our ideas for each Star Sign, as we celebrate the week of humor and fun. We also hope that other Fragrance producers will follow your scent-steps.
Photo by: terren in Virginia

Aries
You are in full swing now. At the beginning of the week you may feel overwhelmed. As the week progresses, you’ll read through all the subtle nuances of your partners’ messages. As the weekend nears, with accumulated paperwork taken care of, you suddenly want to break open into the wide unknown. This is where a good laughter is waiting for you. You choice for the funny perfume would be NASCAR Cologne and Formula One Cologne, for more cosmopolite Aries. Also Burning Tires Cologne will have the speed you enjoy.

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Taurus
You will enter the week as somewhat worried and unsettled individual, and leave it with a powerful laughter. After Thursday you’ll find that your partners have a new fresh sense of humor that comes with a greater interest in you. Stay cool. The funny perfume for you this week would certainly be Buffalo Leaf Cologne and, for even more intense passionate moments you will definitely appreciate the Buffalo Leaf Extra Soaked Edition.

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Gemini
As you collect the information from your friends and coworkers, thrilled with how much they want to share, the control over your love life is slightly slipping away. It will not cause you harm, since even a cat is an amateur comparing to how much curiosity you can handle. As for the funny scents this week, Photo Lab Cologne and Print Cologne will be inspiring, and for the really hilarious moments I suggest Eau de Skunk, Platinum Edition.

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Cancer
Sorry dear Nourisher, but it’s a rough week for you. You start the week tired, then your boss is too demanding, and finally the world overall is too aggressive. The weekend brightens up and you can share few laughers. As for the funny scents, Organic Milk Cologne should be invented for you with at least two variations, Eau the Burned Milk, bringing some funny memories, and for the even more special moments there should be Eau de Burned Sugary Milk.

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Leo
You are very strong this week. It was never clearer to you what you want and how to obtain it. You do your magic with ease. The career front is revamped in the second part of the week and it coincides with some fortunate home front news. Weekend is phenomenal. You are in paradise, surrounded with people who know to enjoy your laughter and spirit. For the funny smells - what do you think about Circus Cologne, maybe in two versions, with and without animals?

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Virgo
The week will find you untangling many threads of your suddenly complicated existence. Rekindle your obsession with labyrinths and mystery games, and all will start to fall into place. Pay attention to the second part of the week: A lot of very insightful information is coming your way from many different resources, from neighbors to the distant lands. Shoebox Cologne will keep your soul warm, but Russian Banya Cologne will put the biggest smile on your face.

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Libra
There is again so much on your mind and it’s all calling you to assert your inner power, which you don’t pursue decisively. There is a new opportunity to wake up in bliss this week. You probably already made a list of what you want from your partner, so it’s time to take it to the next level. By next level I mean making the emotional bond even firmer through a physical bond. Eau the Manhattan Street Fair will certainly keep you chuckling, and for socialites there should be the eclectic Club de Nuit Cologne.

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Scorpio
Don’t walk causally into this week. Preparation and fine-tuning are needed, because there comes a change midweek in what is expected from you, and with that - what you expect from yourself. It is a perfectly natural process to regenerate what you value. For the more passionate ones Eau de Lava would be very appealing, and for those industrious Copy Machine Cologne may be fun.

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Sagittarius
Be ready for many changes this week. What’s bugging you on Monday will drown in laughter and be forgotten by the weekend. You creative self is difficult to tame at this time and you will finally see some rewards. On the weekend please don’t get the speeding ticket, because you’ll try to be in many places at once. Eau de Burning Man Desert Edition would awaken you fantasies as well as a fond chuckle, and for the more athletic archers, Locker Room Cologne is a must.
 

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Capricorn
As you seek to clarify the next steps to solidify your professional standings, this week brings all kind of people who are ready to oppose and challenge you. It’s really important not to react emotionally, but just listen. It will not appear to you that suggestions are actually helpful until the very end of the week.  Eau the Witch will awaken your chuckle and enthusiasm. Antique Shop Cologne and Golf Corse Cologne will remind you what you’re working for.

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Aquarius
This week is split between projects involving making your living space more organized, and propelling your career. You fought hard for your independence, and you will not let it slip away. On the weekend you fly. As for funny perfumes, you would certainly go with the Shrimp Cerviche Cologne, as long as no animal is hurt in the process. For January-born Aquarians Horse Stale Cologne (Eau de Barn) will put a smile on your face.

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Pisces
Your relationship looks so unusually clear at the beginning of the week. Use your intuition to take it gently to the next level. Plan a trip together; it seems after all that money will be available for the journey of life. If still single, in April the Internet will connect you to many interesting people. If you can’t travel, have in you imagination Cologne de Cruise Ship always handy. Moist Coral Cologne will also work miracles for you.

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