Perfumed Horoscope: May 24 to May 30

The seven years long influence of innovation, revelations and unpredictability switches to a different gear (Uranus moves from Pisces to Aries). We’ll look this week into the vanishing patterns of the past seven years and the emerging ones. As for the perfumes this week we are time-traveling to the year 2021. The perfume industry decided to take advantage of growing human accountability, drop all artificial ingredients, and introduce perfumes with hallucinogens to take the consumers beyond multisensory into synesthetic experiences. Besides altering your reality the sales pitch also promises that your trip will be healing! (Photo: Matt Lavin)

Aries
With the new epoch you can say goodbye to the following: Uncomfortable and unreliable shoes, dreams of drowning, general fear of dreams and Godzillas, secretive tendencies in your romantic life, absinthe, casual drugs, and clueless physicians. This week you are spending way too much time on social networks.Your all time favorite Le Feu D’Issey will come in the future with the "Mosaic Plant" Fittonia albivenis, and besides being a headache treatment, it will "produce visions of eyeballs."

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Taurus
As of this week the following becomes dispensable: Unreliable and illusive friendships, soliciting by strange organizations and sects, idea of joining the hippie commune, fragmentized nervous system, hopes and dreams leading you nowhere, vegan diet. This week you display strong trading and persuasion skills. Voacanga africana is a small tropical African tree with yellow or white flowers. It will make your favorite Fendi a stimulant aphrodisiac and ceremonial psychedelic.

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Gemini
As of this week you will need to say goodbye to the following: Unrealistic career schemes, freakish bosses and sexy secretaries will all become history. You will not waste your energy anymore to understand what your subordinates want from you. You will assume a new role of a networking guru around some relevant social idea. With your revamped sense of purpose you will also learn about joys and backlashes of creating and maintaining any types of unities. Your favorite Jean Paul Gautier comes in the future with a Shanin (Petunia violacea). This is one of the most recently reported hallucinogens. It is taken by the Indians in Ecuador to induce the sensation of flight.

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Cancer
With the new age you will finally lose your fear of uncertainties related to traveling. You will not get tangled up into promising but antagonizing schemes and ideas. You will gain a new dimension to being practical and anticipate before anyone else what’s ahead. Your intuition will not be obstructed and diverted any more. Calcium Tree, is a perennial tree of the Anadenanthera genus with pale yellow to white and spherical flowers. Eleven years from now, whenever you wear it with your favorite White Linen, you will be a walking healing ceremony.

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Leo
In the new age you will slowly notice how things don’t need to be complicated anymore. What makes it complicated are: Rules and Laws, shared monies coming with misunderstanding and conflicts about how to use them. You will also lose the fear of death and the horror dreams of a erupting volcanoes and earthquakes. This week, as tensions cool down, you are taking concrete steps to your new career. Coleus is the herb that will be added to your favorite night time Chanel and it will give you in the future lucid dreams and a whole different level of more intense and more realistic dreaming.

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Virgo
Think how over the past decade you became dependent on your partner with their insights but also sidetracking ideas bordering sometimes on insanity. Think of the emotional anxiety trying to figure out what the partners’ next move will be, and how your art to compromise and accept often went beyond your intentions. All of this is waning now as the new age of your mastery in handling knowledge and mediation is coming. The Original Clean Perfume will come with ingredient called Ayahuasca and will take you to the Journey into the Deeper Levels of Reality.

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Libra
You probably lost over the past decade a sense of routine and rituals. It’s time for a more stabile pace and flow to return to your life. The other aspect that drove you crazy was your eccentric health situation. Your experimenting with different perfumes made you occasionally almost sick. You will trade all of that for the new dimension in relationships full of surprises and innovations. In the nearby future your favorite Dolce and Gabbana will come with Ololiuqui ( Morning Glory),  sacred and respected climbing plant used by the Mazatecs in shamanic and divination rituals.

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Scorpio
Think of the ambivalence you feel when thinking of having children. Think of how uncomfortable you are with superficialities of the public life. Think of your ambivalence towards gambling and one-night stands. All of this is coming to pass. The new You will be the master of any types of crises. Experiencing them makes you stronger and makes you ultimately helpful and purposeful. Since you like risk your favorite Armani will come in the future with a small dose of Datura inducing you into slightly delirious aspects of reality.

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Sagittarius
Say goodbye to: Ambivalence to your country of origin, inattention to your parents, especially mother, questionable eating and drinking patterns, attraction to dangerous waters, desktop is history too. Only lap tops from now on. This week will be very satisfying and fulfilling for you. KwaZulu-Natal group of plants called intelezi and used as magical plants to give powers to know in advance what their enemies are planning; especially helpful in the seduction rituals. Imagine in future your favorite Jicky by Guerlain with it.
 

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Capricorn
It was difficult for you in the recent decade to assert your wisdom. It was not easy to receive and give and have a prolonged line of thoughts. Your neighborhood had a bunch of weirdoes who were hard to communicate. All of this is now changing. In the new age you will be crucial for activities in your community. You phenomenal sense of space and organization will slowly evolve and give you the role that feels most natural for you. Your favorite Ungaro in the not so distant future will come with nilotica (grar) plant, which will prolog the joy of orgasm and alleviate both the rapid climax and depression.

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Aquarius
It is not natural for the Aquarians to develop attachments to material things. You feel you had to do it to keep the emotional balance although it didn’t bring you the ultimate pleasure. Things were just kind of slipping through your hand and the only good thing is that you occasionally felt a temporary bliss by finding unique objects. You are a communicator. You make society communicate toward greater health and equality. This is where the new age is bringing you. Your future Shiseido comes with San Pedro Cactus which will make you read into the animal powers and teach humans about what is supernatural.

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Pisces
If someone would ask you to describe yourself over the last decade you would just find no words. You’ve been all over the place but you also feel you’ve been nowhere. The progress was fleeting; with ups and downs it was difficult to experience the flow of your emotions. All that is changing now. The passion will slowly develop and it will stand for what you value in the material world. You can already move towards real estate business, because there won’t be a better person to match what the future tenant feels and what you can offer intuitively. In the future the Hawaiian Baby Woodrose in your favorite Dune by Christian Dior will bring the amazing feeling of happiness, joy and oneness with the world.

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Disclaimer: Ideas provided in this edition of Fragrant Horoscope are purely fictional and neither Hieronimuss nor fragrantica.com will assume responsibility for anyone’s experimentation with the above mentioned herbs and plants.