Citrus Paradisi by Czech & Speake

Noelia

I love this zesty citrus spicy aromatic scent! this is the way i like citrus scents!rich like a pure juice!Spices and pepper do their job!One of the nicest citrusy scents i've ever tried!well done!

sky76sky

"Unusual & striking" it speaks no lies....although I had not thought that an old, outdoor privy would be the scent-concept for this "citrus paradise"!

Oh, I know you are all falling over yourselves to try this now...so for all you wee-fanatics out there I shall delve further into this lavatorial liquor for a fuller fragrance description.

"But is it possible to grade & classify your pee?" I hear you cry! Why, of course! Silly you if you have never sampled the intoxicating aromas of asparagus-wee, the depth of morning "water" or those tangy fish-piss notes. Oh, you’re missing out on so much olfactory fun!

Here is old, stale urine in all its glory! Sweet with a sickly undertone that you can't help but re-sniff even though it turns your stomach. I’m gunning for male-wee here….more substance, more balls. What's more it has a delightful stable feel to it – herby hay, mouldy moss, citrus saddle soap & earthy, grimy, unclean bodies of both human & horse. To further spice it up: ancient, greasy suede chaps & well-used leather trousers all marinated in a trickle of the golden liquor for years & years…this wasn’t created from a one-wee whim! This took dedication.

Urine! Pee! Piss! & Wee! Finally, here is a substantial male flanker to Anglomania if you want to go for that all-important his n’ hers down-there theme. One to whip out when you want to pull off that "has she or hasn't she?" wet-pant smell when you're not blessed with a full bladder or you've already filled your Tena-lady.

Perhaps a more fitting name would be "Golden Shower" or "Urolagnia" – I was becoming quite a perfume bore before I smelled this offering, so thank you, C&S, thank you for creating this great olfactory joke! It almost made me pee my leather pants with laughter ;p

kittykati

imagine your self cleaning the toilet with 'flash lemon'; this is the bottled version of that moment. a lemon all-purpose cleaner and urine. no need to speak further.

Inselaffe

This is another fascinating series of olfactory episodes, courtesy of the alchemists from Jermyn Street. The opening was very unpleasant, but only for the briefest of periods. I detected a uric acid note in the first few moments, but thankfully this disappeared quite quickly. The herbal middle notes of coriander and sage never dominate each other, and combine wonderfully with the grapefruit residue in the top notes. The dry down is baked, dry,and fresh, but in a very understated way. This is a nicely balanced medley of notes, and it has an originality that should be applauded.