Bal Musque Nez a Nez for women and men

Cloyd you kill me!!! Fab review, in fact I think it may have the opposite effect on me, i'm intrigued now, I want to try this scent just to see how terrible it really is!! ;-}

Ho preso il campione e l'ho indossato, un'esplosione piacevole di qualcosa di caldo e sensuale...signorile e indefinibile...mi ha deluso più avanti, sento cannella, cocco, quelle creme solari da spiaggia...e no, no, no, assolutamente non comprerei un profumo che sa di creme solari anche se fossero le migliori!!Però, il tipo ci sa fare e non vedo l'ora di sperimentare altri suoi lavori.

A message to Nez a Nez: STOP IT. STOP IT NOW. QUIT THE CRAPPY FAUX-ETRY AND FIX YOUR LOUSY PERFUMES OR SHUT UP. I am now absolutely convinced that these people make bad juice with inferior materials and write pretentious garbage to avoid confronting the problem. If you paid $7 for a bottle of this at Walmart you'd complain about the poor quality. Instead this is $150 for about the same quality except it's far more fey.

What the hell is "chartreuse vanilla"? A "consenting waltz"? "Fawn amber"? I think these terms can briefly be translated as a bottle of Love's Baby Soft spilled in the 1975 Camaro of a chain smoker who loves those cherry-scented Rolling Stones tongue air fresheners. I'm not sure whether the technical term for this stuff would be fetid or miasmal but either makes more sense than "the epistolatory rebirth of a feline". Maybe I could work for them. How does "the magenta overture of destiny's thunderous canary" sound? Does it fit right in?

Sillage: 2-3 ft, enough to weaken your enemies
Persistence: interminable
Fabulosity: a glass of maple syrup
Price to value ratio: dreadful
-9/10 (yes, that's negative)

I think that Bal Musqué is a quite fancy scent.
It takes me to a viennese ballroom in the baroque period.
Opulent musk, decatent spices and amorous vanilla with playful licorice.
Found it a bit too heavy at first but I could not stop sniffing my wrist while pictures from the film "Amadeus" sprang to my mind.
To me BM is a voluminous stupendous perfum for voluptuous evenings but defenitely to strong for office, business or casual events.

I feel a little unconfortable with Nez a Nez official descriptions, because if you read the lines above, which are written on the box too, you envision incredibly complex and sultry scents and then found yourself with a much simpler one. This is the case of Bal Musque`. Don't get me wrong, it is a very nice-smelling perfume and quite longlasting. It is indeed musk. A soft lovely feminine slightly soapy powdery musk with some vanilla (dark?) and lots of liquorice that strongly reminds of Lolita Lempicka. Animal here is very tamed and refined unless, as the lines say, it is a chameleon-like composition which turns a sweet, cosy domestic white Persian cat in a wild untamed black panther. It didn't happen on my skin. Either my skin tamed the beast down or the beast has simply run away to the wilds.