Ha ha! mE Too!!
I was wearing a polodress at the mall last summer and they had this guy with a wheel that you spin for prizes. As I walk by he's shouting about this prize or that. He sees me and says or you could buy some tans with the money. I was so mad. I could buy some skin cancer you mean!!
that is so rude! sadly, as we pale ladies know full well, people think they've a right to tell us we "need some sun" all the time. thanks but no - looking like leatherface is not really very high at the top of our priority list. it's always the worst looking tanned people that say it to you as well.
being naturally pale means we have gorgeous skin, and we can get away with wearing CORAL LIPSTICKS! *throws confetti*
"the future is a mistress that is so hard to please and the past is a pebble in my shoe..."